Letter from me, Biddy

Dear everyone,
I am Biddy and I just figured out something. I don't hate Diamond, I love her! I cant do anything, and she is so fantastic. I want to be Diamond's faithful servant forever. I worship the ground she walks on, the plate she eats off, and the bucket she pukes in. I am so deeply sorry for ever being bad to her and will do anything to show my sympathy, even eat Phoenix.
            Love and Regrets,
                                  Biddy