Dear Otherbird,

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'M MAD! Well, first before I say why I'm mad, I'm sorry that I haven't been writing as recently as I would.... But I have a good excuse! I didn't want too. Just kidding! This is why: (it also is the reason why I'm mad) So, I'm just sitting peacefully on my owners bed when this little child comes. I edge away from him but he grabs me by the tail. Then he RIPS ME OFF THE BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That little @#&@&!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry, folks! I'm just really mad!) I ran away in terror and luckily, Comets owner was there and she told her owners! I laughed at him while he was getting a serious talk! Muahahahaha. But I'm still mad. Well, write back please!
From,
Your tail-hurting Pen-Pal,
Phoenix