Sunday, June 27, 2010

Flight Suits

Guess what?!? Guess what?!? Guess what?!? Guess what!!!???
I found these really awesome clothes for birds online and I might get one sometimes. They’re called Flight Suits. Flight Suits are these super fashionable bird clothes that let us go outside for a walk like dogs! You can attach a cool leash on a Flight Suit. Check it out! 


sar·cas·tic   /sɑrˈkæstɪk/ Show Spelled[sahr-kas-tik] Show IPA


1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by sarcasm: a sarcastic reply.

2. using or given to the use of sarcasm: to be sarcastic about ambition.

Also, sar·cas·ti·cal.
I was being sarcastic! Don't you know what that means?! Guess not *rolls eyes*
The Queen,


Oh, really Biddy? Two wrongs don’t make a right? And since when did you start being the Queen of Good Morale? Like you have good morale.  

Monday, June 21, 2010

Dear Otherbird: WOW!!

Dear Otherbird,

Thanks for those facts! Yeah, I hope their nice. I wouldn't want my tail to get bitten off! Say thanks to Diamond, for me. But just to be sure, I'll stay in the basement for a little while until I calm down, but I'll still be able to write letters too you, bye!


Still your fault

Well your the one who reacted to it!! Don't you know that two wrongs don't make a right? You pathetic little bird!!
The Queen,


Umm? Exactly what is this about Phoenix and I being killed/ eaten?

All Biddy's Fault

I did not start your stupid post changing/ messing up thing. You were the one who messed up my “Fonts and Cats” post. So I had to get revenge and you just had to mess everything up by revenging my revenge!
              Better than Biddy,
                             Diamond <3

Dear Phoenix,

OK, Phoenix, I asked Diamond what a dog is and I can tell you that panicking could possibly be one of the options. So Diamond told me that dogs are these big animals that humans like to keep around. Some can be really small, like shorter than a cat's head and some can be more than DOUBLE your size!!!! I hope you get nice dogs because Diamond says that some dogs like to CHASE other animals!!!!!!! I can tell you this: be ready to run for your life if anything happens.
     Freaked as you are,  

This is a dog!!!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Dear Otherbird: Oh dear.....

Ok, I'm FREAKING out right now. Ok, so I heard my owners talking and they said that there bringing home something called a DOG. TWO of them!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE THINGS ARE!! Otherbird help!! Can you ask Diamond or something?? Thanks. My owners keep on describing them as the 'cutest thing'. And I heard there names were Georgia and something else. I hope everythings gonna be alright-FOR ME!


Friday, June 11, 2010

Actually YOU started it

EX-CUSE ME!!!!!!! I DID NOT START THIS! Your the one who said that message first! So don't come squawking to me!!

Loves to prove herself right,

You started it Biddy!

Hey, well the messing up post thing was your idea! You started it by changing “ The blog isn’t boring without you, Biddy, It’s boring with you!” To “ The blog is boring without you, its boring without you!” So technically it’s your fault that this got started. 

   Never bowing down,
              Princess Diamond 

Dear Biddy,

Ya know, I feel that way too. I'm sorry that I have been so mean, even though I have really no good combats. I'll do anything for you. Just to show how sorry I am. Groom you, feed you, kill OB....., eat some anything you want me too eat, stay out in the blazing hot heat doing something for you, or staying in the freezing cold. I'm sorry that this isn't much.... Just tell me what you want to do and I will do it!! And there something I always wanted to tell you guys......


So I'm basically a mutant..... *bows head in shame*

Now your servant,

Letter from me, Biddy

Dear everyone,
I am Biddy and I just figured out something. I don't hate Diamond, I love her! I cant do anything, and she is so fantastic. I want to be Diamond's faithful servant forever. I worship the ground she walks on, the plate she eats off, and the bucket she pukes in. I am so deeply sorry for ever being bad to her and will do anything to show my sympathy, even eat Phoenix.
            Love and Regrets,